all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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