I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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