Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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