Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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