Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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