He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I am available for nakedness
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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