evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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