google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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