If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fuck appropriateness.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
