Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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