I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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