he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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