If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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