I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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