I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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