is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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