____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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