You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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