Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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