btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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