i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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