oh god the rape fog is back!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
