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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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