Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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