id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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