I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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