Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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