Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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