roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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