I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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