What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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