:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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