8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We're too hungover to prance.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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