he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize