What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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