I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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