i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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