I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
