Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.