Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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