I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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