Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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