i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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