whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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