we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
