pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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