did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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