So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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