Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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