I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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