So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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