My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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