Christians are straight up FREAKS
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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