OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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