Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
3 2 1 whiskey
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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