We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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