Porn is love you can see.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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